Who are you? - Its a secret.
Why dont you reply to emails? - Its a rule.
Can I trust you with my secret? - Absolutely.
Where are you? - Somewhere, nowhere.
Seriously, who are you? - Its still a secret.
When will my secret be posted? - Not all secrets are posted. But, usually within a week or so.
I think I know who you are. Are you ..........? - No.
What is a secreteer? - A person with a secret, who is willing to share it safely and anonymously in the Journal Of Secrets. Perhaps you?
I have a story to tell about a secret I have seen, can I send you the story? - Yes, please do.
Please, please, please, who are you? - Its my secret.
