Tuesday, 28 February 2012

Tuesday Texts


I am living proof that your childhood does not have to determine your life!!




I dont ask for help because Im afraid theyll try and solve my problems wth pills.




when i wear a hat to work it means i didn't bother to shower




Yes I saw you and your friends slag me off on Facebook. Love you anyway, Dad xx




We tell people we met at a local bar. We really met at a brothel.....




I chose anorexia over bulimia because I didn't want to mess up my gag reflex for when I give blow jobs.




Sometimes I am only Christian so I can go to heaven and meet my Mom.




I think I'm pregnant by a guy who treats me like a booty call when he needs me and i don't know what I would do if I am. I really care about him but he don't feel the same and I'm 2 weeks late. I guess it's time to go get a test and figure out what to do if I am. He won't want the baby but I don't believe in abortions at all.




I cannot imagine anything more lovely than 'laughter lines'.




I seduced him that night to stop him committing suicide. I think it was worth it.